Wildly popular things the Republicans want to cancel

Here are some of the things Republicans want to cancel because woke:
  • Baseball
  • Taylor Swift
  • The Pope
  • Tylenol
  • Restaurants changing their logos
  • New NFL kickoff rules
  • Bad Bunny
  • Escalators
  • Comedy shows that are too mean
  • Vaccines
This is also a list of the most popular things in America.

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